""He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man." William Shakespeare 1564-1616, English poet, playwright

So, on the 13th May 2008 I was ceremoniously shaven. Here's the evidence - particularly for all of you who donated money to the Alzheimer's Society. Thank you for your support (we raised over £5700...)

Very cheery, hiding the apprehension well... An introduction to the quaint ritual of public shaving Happily to the executioner's chair There goes the candy floss Ming the Merciless makes a cameo appearance Not sure who that is Honorary membership to the Hell's Angels awarded What's so funny? Now the cotton wool is gone it's time to clean up Again, hidden from the world, *sigh of relief* Please be careful Mr. Barber Not looking so happy now Checking for spare chins The finishing touches Naked as the day I was born Again, hidden from the world, *sigh of relief* Just let me stay in here for a while, say 39 years... A debrief to ensure everyone takes away the right lesson from the day's teaching Ah - a surprise comedy wig Now I look like I used to [Ed, you looked odd then] The happily shaven king and his general A souvenir
There was an old man with a beard, who said: "It is just as I feared! Two owls and a hen, four larks and a wren, have all built their nests in my beard." Edward Lear 1812-1888, English artist, illustrator and writer of nonsense